Flying Sola

I've formed a solo flock this evening, since it seems Jeff's mystery virus has taken a turn for the worse. Think good thoughts in his direction. For those of you thinking only pretty good thoughts, I'd like to introduce you to my new pet. We'll just call him "Fluffy, the Three-eyed Toad with Fangs," and leave it at that. See, Jeff? I'm looking out for you. Hm... Now, what to ramble about? You're in for a treat, ladies and gents, because the topic of choice is (dramatic pause, which is rudely broken by audience members coughing) A branch of randomness known as the "random word." Now, people may approach you and spout words like, "Weasel," "muffin," "sock," "chainsaw," "pickle," "cheese," or "stapler." These are so-called "random" words used to give the impression of randomness, but in fact prove the opposite. They are used so often, that they lose their edge. When words like these are meant to be used randomly, they may be funny. They are not, however, random. Words such as "cheese," we have all heard used to try to spice up a conversation. It may work, but causes no confusion, which is the ultimate goal of using a random word. To pick a truly random word, it is always best to choose a noun. People using the previously-listed frequently-used, catchy words (FCWs) are on the right track, as far as using a noun. Here is where a truly random word differs from an FCW; it is hardly ever used in any communication. The word must be understood by the partner in conversation to be effective, however. Words like, "tarmac," "opera house," and "topiary" are examples of good random words. And now with no grace at all, I say goodnight.