Waste of Pixels

I'd like to publicly apologize for Maeve's waste of pixels. Her earlier post is a disgrace to the Internet and, frankly, a waste of space. It should be known that some people do not have pixels to waste. Some people need every single solitary individual minute infinitesimal pixel they can use. Some people, like me, realize the importance of pixels to the Internet. Some people are unaware that there is a shortage of pixels. Pixels are not to be used lightly. Once again, I'd like to apologize for Maeve's pointless and inefficient use of pixels.

Sincerely,
Jeff, Avid Pixel Conservationist