O-K

One day, O-K decided it would be fun to dig a hole to Kyrgyzstan. He had heard that people generally have goals of digging to China, but O-K was no fool. He did his research previous to this venture, and calculated that the Kyrgyzstani city of Przyeval'sk was directly on the other side of the world from his backyard. O-K considered himself a bit of a mathematician. He also calculated that it would probably take him until a little after lunch if his dog, oE, helped him. But by the time they finished their lunches, the hole was only . , and not very deep, either. So they worked until after dinner. But by the time O-K got back from washing the dishes, the hole was only o . This was very disappointing for them both, especially since O-K had relatives in Przyeval'sk. O-K didn't want to give up, however, and was optimistic that oE had dug a long way while he was in the kitchen. So O-K bent down, O-V , and peered into the o . Deep in the o , he saw a red light shining up from it. O-K traveled deep down into the dark, dimly, dorky, dentistal dorm. O-K met the most unlikely person imaginable: Josef Stalin, >O-K . >O-K had an amusement park in the bowels of the Earth. The crowning ride of his park was a roller coaster ending with explosions, machine guns, and pizza. oE came to see what the noise was, fell down the o , and promtply died in a fantastic display of fireworks. oE later became the head of >O-K's great amusement park.