A Message From Your Soon-to-be Overlords

We, the Anteliticans, have taken over Maeve's computer. That is one small step on our road to ultimate power. Tread carefully from now on. With the use of the Internet, we have compound eyes everywhere. We, like all over-confident villains, take for granted the flawless accomplishment of our goals, and will so describe them in detail. We know your intellects are too feeble to retain all of this information anyway.

Step One: Apply for a credit card.
Step Two: Keep it for a while, and acquire a good credit rating.
Step Three: Use that good credit rating to apply for more cards, until eventually getting one from every major bank and credit firm in the world.
Step Four: Get a cash advance on all of them, netting billions to form a world-wide lottery prize.
Step Five: Offer everyone who supports us for Almighty Rulers of the World a free lottery ticket.

And the best part is? There is nothing Jeff and all the other do-gooders can do to stop us! Human greed is an all-encompassing force, as we have found in our research. Those who do not succumb to their desire for ultimate riches will be zapped by our death ray. We know where you live. We have a phone book.