No!

This is an exert from a recent conversation:

I mean yes!
Are you kidding me? Of all the times... Just go with it!
But...I did that last week! I can't do it again.
Nobody'll care. If it's original once, it could only seem to be new to the old.
No, no, you see, if it's old and new at the same time to different people, they'll kill me! They're like that, you know.
I wasn't aware they were so violent. Weapon of choice?
What else? It.
NOOOOOOOOOOO! Think of the children!!!
They don't like the children. A shame, isn't it?
Not for the pheonixes.
You spelled phoenix wrong.
Well... where I come from, it's customary to spell the names of all mythical birds wrong.
Oh, of course. Back to the problem, though, I'm slowly losng my mnd!

That is all. Thank you.