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Monday, January 21, 2008

Ode to Midterms

In response to nerdjedi's single popped dimension...I popped TWO! Behold, the twice-popped-dimension Escher Cube! Read below for my Ode to Midterms.




Chem, Euro, Spanish, Lit,
Add in some math a bit,
Study, study, study fit
it into the schedule.

Quantum theory confuses me,
Not so much molarity,
Add some sig figs to be
as annoying as possible.

Greece and Rome to Louis Fourteen,
Feudal lords and vassals unseen,
Ninja turtles artists mean
study the renaissance, too.

El chubasco va a venir,
La piramide va a subir,
Y yo va a exigir
a estudiar el programa.

Hawthorne's A is a symbol,
Abigail tries to lead a crucible,
The Transcendalists nimble
essays are totally from the 60's.

Algebra is a pain,
Graphing another plane,
Find the speed of the train
with matrix equations.

Chem, Euro, Spanish, Lit,
Add in some math a bit,
As much studying that can fit
still leads you to hell.

8 Comments:

Comments Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amazing! I skipped the Spanish part, i only speak German.

2:29 PM, January 21, 2008

 
Comments Blogger Frances said...

HAHAHA Jeff I loved this.
cept I skipped the spanish part too =P

4:07 PM, January 21, 2008

 
Comments Blogger Don't be creepy! said...

I didn't skip it. Go Spanish!

I'd kind of wish we sang that along with the Common Cold.

4:17 PM, January 22, 2008

 
Comments Blogger Tim said...

Bah! That's a rectangular prism.

6:02 PM, January 22, 2008

 
Comments Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo maeve,
i got the idea to get a new blog thanks to you! go check it out sometime?

btw, interesting profile

8:49 PM, January 24, 2008

 
Comments Blogger Sam Austin said...

Hey, in your earlier posts did you reference the river turning to blood? Cause that's weird.

8:32 PM, February 05, 2008

 
Comments Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know i'm a bit late in reading this- but horray for poetry!

6:36 AM, February 07, 2008

 
Comments Blogger Ello Shertzer said...

Ah 'tis so special!!!!!

I don't know what the Spanishness says.

Deutsch ist besser!!! Mwahahahaha!

8:00 PM, February 17, 2008

 

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