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Friday, June 30, 2006

Quick Nonsense

To Carissa: ToddD. That's the monkey's name. Also, I made a cheat for those perceptive enough to find it. Points to whoever can find it.

To Everyone Else: It is WEIRD! It just is! I mean, isn't it? What's not weird about it? And...ew! It's so disgusting, too! Yeah...I'll tell you later when I know what I'm talking about. So, my costume fell apart. I had to dress up as a supervillain, so I dressed up in aluminum foil...and then it fell apart TEN SECONDS before I entered my camp. I was very mad. So...yeah. Turkey. Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national symbol. Go watch 1776. And...um...Sky's still missing. If you know what I'm talking about, it makes sense. I know! Let's make a game in the comments section. Here's the rules: You can only post once. Hm. Nevermind. I was going to say each person said 7 words and we could see the huge story we came up with, but you can easily change your identity in this. So, nevermind. You know, there comes a time in life when you realize rambling about confusing random subjects will easily make you crazy. If that makes sense. If it does, I haven't done my job. No, the lightbulbs made of Rocket J. Squirrel's fur do not light up the way for our dim-witted friend, Bullwinkle J. Moose. Neither do the shoes fly in the sky, with large rubies enlaced inside their adamant casings of titanium. Why is titanium inside a red lolipop, you ask? For the same reason that I was awarded an award for awarding the awards. The cruely cruel twisted world of which its twistedly cruel twist of fate twisted the cruel event into a cruely twisted twist of cruel fate. Say that five times fast!

7 Comments:

Comments Blogger Tim said...

Good thing your costume fell apart... tin foil would conatin the heat your body gave off. The heat would build up, so you'd be very hot, and then you'd pass out. What did you do with the remains of the foil?

9:33 PM, June 30, 2006

 
Comments Anonymous Anonymous said...

you feelin' okay?

4:55 PM, July 01, 2006

 
Comments Anonymous Anonymous said...

the monkey's name thing didn't work. bla. w/e. i give up.

5:20 PM, July 02, 2006

 
Comments Blogger Sam Austin said...

sam
was
here.

and if you flip my name 180 degrees, it spells "was".

with an upside-down "a".

sooo...
yeah.

10:45 AM, July 03, 2006

 
Comments Blogger Sam Austin said...

's OTHER blog.

Check Jeff's sidebar.

11:15 AM, July 03, 2006

 
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