Taxi!

Halt! Okay, now that I've got your attention...hey, wait a second, get back here! Jeez...stupid taxis...hey, taxi! TAXI! TAXI!!!!! Thank you. Now, I need to get to main street...what? 8 bucks to sit in the car and 40 more for each minute?! That's ridiculous! Get out of here! Alright, one more try...HEY, YOU! YOU IN THE TAXI! Thanks for stopping. Yeah, I'm talkin' to you. No, I don't want a cigar! What do you mean you crossed the border? Which border? The Paraguayan border?! We're in NYC! How did you get into the US by crossing the Paraguayan border? You took a plane. Good for you. Scram!

That is not a typical day trying to catch a taxi. Well, it might be...haven't tried to catch a taxi for a while. Anyyaw, now that you've got the horse right here (his name is Paul Revere) I want to know some things.
1) The original Dracula was played by whom?
2) The name of the writer, director, producer, and all that jazz in Citizen Kane.
3) The director of Plan 9 from Outer Space.
4) The movie that consisted of mostly animation set to music (with no dialogue[in the animation])in 1940.
5) The author and title of the book that later became the movie Secret Window starring Johnny Depp.

Those who answer get a cookie. Those who answer correctly get two cookies. Those who do those two things and do an interpretive dance to the soundtrack of said 1940s movie get an all expenses paid trip to Southern Utah, where they will learn the ancient art of cookie growing and some stuff about clay sculptures.

But seriously, folks. Comment! Look how desperate we are. Enough to beg, at least. Either comment, or... um, you get a negative cookie. That's right. If we catch you with a cookie, it will be confiscated and gobbled right in front of you. I wouldn't get too attached to them if I were a non-commenter. I certainly wouldn't give the cookie a respectable name like Richard and dress it in a jogging suit and send it to jazzercize sessions. Nope.