For No Reason

Spoons are maniacal. They want to take over the world. It's true. Just ask any spoon - they'll confess everything.

My dad used to say "Brooklyn is a chicken." I'm not sure why.

I switched it from "Jeff & Maeve" to "Maeve & Jeff" to reflect the superiority of females.

The reason my clothes are piled on the ground in my room is because I'm doing a scientific experiment on the half-life of a certain radioactive isotope in cotton. It's true.

I feel bad for ants. They're so small...and insignificant...and they creep me out in large groups, so Sam tried to light them on fire at my house once. I had no part in it, it was all him.

"One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater!"

The spoons are attacking again! Hide the soup!

Curiosity really is evil. I just found that out now.

Yeah. I just died. Oh well.

Oh, I'm back to life. That's weird.

Whatever.

Printers don't like to print stuff, which is why they break down a lot.