"The literary equivalent of an acid trip." -jedi_raptor07

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Sing, Swing!

Savor the sting! As she severs you, Madame Guillotine!

Name the musical without the use of Google. :-)

Horoscopes are never right.

Hee. That reminds me of "My Lips are Sealed". Funny skit.

More about Ted:

Jail.

In jail.

In jail, with big guys.

In jail with really big guys.

In jail with reallybig guys who are murderous criminals.

Who would you expect to be in control of everyone?

That's right, it's the geeky professor who blew up the college.

He's the cool one. He's the guy in charge. What he says, goes.

That is, until she came along.

She was all that Ted was, but more. She managed to blow up the college with a stick of bubble gum and the skin of a lemon. Only she knows how she managed that.

Ted wasn't going to stand for this.

Neither was she.

Bang.

Bong.

Bash.

Boom.

12 Comments:

Comments Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nerds, this is serious

How do you find the geometric mean between two numbers...Like say...4 and 16?

6:21 PM, January 23, 2007

 
Comments Anonymous Anonymous said...

4/x=x/16

cross multiply, solve for x.

64=x^2, x=8.

8:22 PM, January 23, 2007

 
Comments Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you

11:41 AM, January 24, 2007

 
Comments Blogger Ali said...

oh...dear....

3:55 PM, January 24, 2007

 
Comments Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. that story was messed up.

2. wow to the friendly neighborhood math geek.

5:08 PM, January 24, 2007

 
Comments Blogger Tim said...

Hee.

8:16 PM, January 24, 2007

 
Comments Anonymous Anonymous said...

math geek....wrong. Even though that is the right answer. Much easier way to solve.

Find the square root of the two numbers multiplied together.

4x16=64
Square root
=8

Basically the same thing, but mine is just one formula!

9:19 AM, January 26, 2007

 
Comments Blogger Sam Austin said...

yeah but if they don't have a square root, the math geek is right. that is actually the formula.

nice story.

1:38 PM, January 26, 2007

 
Comments Blogger Ello Shertzer said...

hmmmm...

10:04 PM, January 27, 2007

 
Comments Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmm as in "Wow, they're nerdy" ?

11:05 PM, January 27, 2007

 
Comments Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, at least they're useful.

11:07 PM, January 27, 2007

 
Comments Blogger Tim said...

The Scarlet Pimpernel

9:33 PM, January 30, 2007

 

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