Sing, Swing!

Savor the sting! As she severs you, Madame Guillotine!

Name the musical without the use of Google. :-)

Horoscopes are never right.

Hee. That reminds me of "My Lips are Sealed". Funny skit.

More about Ted:

Jail.

In jail.

In jail, with big guys.

In jail with really big guys.

In jail with reallybig guys who are murderous criminals.

Who would you expect to be in control of everyone?

That's right, it's the geeky professor who blew up the college.

He's the cool one. He's the guy in charge. What he says, goes.

That is, until she came along.

She was all that Ted was, but more. She managed to blow up the college with a stick of bubble gum and the skin of a lemon. Only she knows how she managed that.

Ted wasn't going to stand for this.

Neither was she.

Bang.

Bong.

Bash.

Boom.