I need a topic.

There are types of cheeses, and there are formations of meteor showers that fly through space and always somehow manage to find their mark on Earth.

Cheese is to many colors as crayons are to ridiculous colors (i.e. macaroni and cheese).

Smile for the camera, say "Cheese!"

Can you tell I'm desparate for a topic?

If it wasn't for the free food, I would've flown out of that house like cheese being thrown out of a window into the street where it would be eaten be a squirrel who would then run up a tree that is being cut down by a lumberjack who never wanted to be in the pet business.

I've yet to see a Monty Python sketch where they use cheese.

I don't think very many Asian countries uses cheese a lot in their cuisine.

Wow, my spelling is pretty bad today.

Who, besides me, actually pulls string cheese into long strands and eats it very slowly, savouring the taste?

Using only a plate of cheese and some crackers, he managed to create an explosion bigger than that of a hydrogen bomb.

The phone rang today, and I promptly picked it up and said "Thank you for calling the 'House of Cheese.'" At least, I was very tempted to.

I wonder how long I can keep this up...

When looking at a cow, many think of the milk it produces and the cheese that comes from it.

I once tried to cut a piece of cheese with the wrong side of a knife for a good 10 minutes.

When Todd asked for me to give him the cheese pie, I smashed it into his face...a move I regretted once he pulled out his hydrogen-powered squirt gun.

Ah, look! It's long enough to be considered a post! Yay!