The Contest to Rule All Contests!

We haven't had an actual contest in a while. So I'm making one up. And be creative. And, of course, "Anything Goes"!

Your task, if you choose to accept it, is to rewrite the words to "Happiness" in Charlie Brown. It can be about anything at all. You can parody the characters, use the one that we wrote for Ms. B., anything at all! The trick? Creativity will win.