Left? DAMN!

I ran out of the interrogation room after tying up the lunatic. I figured that my time with the lunatic was much longer than anyone should ever have with him and told myself interrogating him would do no good. I opened the door to exit the room to find myself in a hot pink hallway with bright purple doors that had neon green handles. I wondered what personality made this room, since it was obvious each of his many personalities had their own room. There were about 40 in total, with the majority on my right...but something in me told me to go left. I quickly ran to the the last door on the left and opened it. I saw trees, grass, and an abandoned building in the distance. Haha! A way out!

I ran until I was so exhausted I collapsed onto the grass. Rolling over, I looked at the peaceful night sky, thinking what would become of me now. I had no idea where I was, nor how much time had passed. At least, I thought, I was out of the clutches of the insanity I had endured for what seemed like so long. I drifted off into a dream like state, glad to be rid of the lunatic.

A sudden explosion rocked me back into reality. I looked towards the source of the force when I saw what looked to be some sort of airplane flying in my direction...from the mad man's mansion of mishap. As I groaned at my alliteration, the air plane exploded. A submarine shot out of the falling craft and crashlanded into the ground. When it hit the ground, a garbage can flew up into the air. Once it reached the top of its trajectory, it turned over and let loose a figure in a chair. As it fell closer to the ground, I realized that the chair had rocket boosters attached to it, as it stopped falling at one point and flew straight up. The figure, whom I presumed was that insane man after me, then fell out of the chair and gravity helped it fall incredibly fast, straight towards the remains of the fallen submarine. It seemed the submarine held a trampoline, though, as I heard a loud "BOING!" and the he flew up into the air again. When he reached the ark, a large parachute opened. This would do no good, though, as it had holes in it. The lunatic fell even faster than before. I averted my eyes before he hit the ground and heard a loud "thud". I opened my eyes and saw the plane crash in the distance.

"Wow," I said, "that was some elaborate entrance. Too bad he's dead."

"Yeah. Good thing I used the dummy first."