What is it, exactly?

Behold the brilliance that is... what is it, excatly?

Maeve:
Marshmallows and potato sounds like it might taste like garlic.

Jeffrey:
I disagree. I think if you add the sugar it'll all meld together.

Maeve:
It's not a question of melding or melting or even smelting... or smelt. It's a question of the chemical composition of marshmallow-flavored garlic.

Jeffrey:
No, no, no! It's not a question at all. It is a strange discussion between two people. Garlic flavors have nothing to do with the topic!
As well as the physics, that is.

Maeve:
The topic, which is in fact -- ARGHHH!!

Jeffrey:
No! The movie attacks!

Maeve:
And when it's a French film, you know that it will come after those poor guys with ninja power.

Jeffrey:
Ninjas will chase pigs, and pigs can run a mile in 7 ½ minutes.

Maeve:
I've heard that if you sneak a pig into gym class there's a five-inch penalty on the 20-second yard line.

Jeffrey:
The 20-second yard line was disposed of in the year 2346.
It was replaced by the 20.4 second yard line.

Maeve:
That is also the year that the Ladies' Quilting Society donated absolutely nothing to City Hallway.

Jeffrey:
City Hallway then sued the government of Zimbabwe, accusing them of the assassination of their pig mascot.

Voila.