VOA

I feel the need to make a post about the VOA, as Tim and Sam have already done so. I shall start from the very beginning (a very good place to start). For the purpose of this post, as I do not know if the VOA is a he or a she, the VOA will be referred to as "it". My personal theory is that it is an asexually reproducing alien from outer space.

So that's it for the VOA. I dunno, it never comments on my blog so I never had any connection with it. It busted me maybe twice...once just now and I think once quite a while ago. I don't remember. Yeah. Nobody comments anonymously on this blog, and if they do it's too little for the VOA to go on, so it's never needed.

And now for something completely different: A man with a tape recording up his nose!

Or something like that.

"I don't know anyone who deserves to be chopped up and fed to a hungry plant!"

Why is my creativity running away from me? It's really annoying. I can't think of anything anymore. That's really annoying. It's like writer's block for a random blog. How the heck do you get writer's block for a random blog? Just write about something random!

Okay. I'm going to play the association game now, starting with cheese. Milk. Cow. Farm. Corn. Yellow. Hair. Hare. Bunny. Rudy. Gate. Chew. Rudy. Dang. Darn. Damn. Kelly. Titanic. Battleship. Ticonderoga. Pencils. Pens. Ink. Scribble. Art. Charcoal. Smudge. Sad. Triste. Spanish. Honors. Boring. Highway Safety. Tires. Replacing. Chromosomes. Bio. AP. Study. Dad. Doctor. Who. Me. You. Cookie. Jar. Rhyme. Games. String. Book. Story. Plasma. Wars. Video. Tape. Player. Jeff. Squared. Math. Geometry. Reflexive. MORONIC! Insulting. Controversial (don't ask). Sam. "Cute". Fuzzy. Purple. Bean-bag. Flollop. Mattress. Bed. Sleep. Deprived. Childhood. Movies. Film. Canister. Hairspray. Melt. Pyro. BOOM! Hindenburg. Blimp. Baseball. Peanuts. Allergies. Allergy. Algie. Fish. Nemo. Pixar. Disney. Aladdin. Genie. Robbin Williams. Comedy. Tonight. West. Europe. Expensive. Girlfriends.

I think I'll stop here.