"The literary equivalent of an acid trip." -jedi_raptor07

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Crucigrama

Means "crossword" in Spanish.

Maeve promised to post something over a month ago. I gave her until this weekend and she still has not posted.

Then again, I'm not much better, am I? :-)

It's sort of funny, actually. You'd think with two people on a blog that we'd post about as much as a single person with a blog.

Well, you thought WRONG!

Quick! Platyhelminthes! Name the free-living organism belonging to this phylum!

Too late. You failed.

The continuation of Clomp... will be posted by Maeve, of course.

This lets me off the hook with coming up with something just as good.

Some of you may remember Whack. I've decided to continue that tale.

"Excuse me?"

"I said, 'We come in pieces! Reeses pieces!'" They stood there looking at me as if I were an idiot. I couldn't believe it! Not only was I with aliens, but they liked those delectable peanut-butter and chocolate candies! At least, so I thought.

"Well, I just so happen to have that candy in my pocket..."

"What candy?"

"Reeses."

"Oh, no, Reeses is a diabolical weapon that comes in pieces. We're the first piece!"

Oh. Not so friendly.

"So what's going to happen?"

"Well, first, we come and ask politely for you to work for us. Then we blah, blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah! Blah blah..." He droned on for quite some time.

When it seemed like he was done, I said the worst thing possible. "Sounds like some cheesy sci-fi movie."

"Oh, good idea! Guys, rip out 'Plan 9 from Outer Space'!"

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Clomp...

Clomp...

Clomp...

Clomp...

It was coming closer. She was backed into a corner.

Clomp...

Clomp...

Clomp...


Her heartbeat quickened. It was going to find her.

Clomp...

Clomp...

Pause...

It stopped. It was no longer moving.

Clomp...

Clomp...

SPRING!!!

The door sprung open, revealing the girl. She looked to see what had opened the door. She was right.

It was a giant shoe.

Friday, February 09, 2007

I Noticed.

. . .

This will not be forgotten.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Here's 'Da Deal

As you might have noticed, I have changed the blog so that it is all about MY random ramblings. Please do not tell Maeve. I want to see how long it takes until she notices. >:-)

I said deal. Hm...okay. If you guys do tell her, I will be mad at her and you don't get a cookie. If you don't, then you still don't get a cookie, but you get me not mad. Deal? Deal.

*handshake*

Time Elapsed Without Noticing: 3 Days